273 Quotes by Eddie Izzard

Some people are widely read. I'm thinly read.

I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.

I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees... putting on make-up when you're up there!

I am someone who's very positive about business, as a social Democrat. I do like the safety net of the welfare system and people setting things and creating business, and that's what I try to do with my own work: export it around the world from the U.K.

He was a genius. To think all these years on his comedy is still making us laugh

My Gran said put a thimble on your finger and it helps you in case you slip with the needle and it goes up, into the brain, and death.

Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?

Fox hunting, there's big fox hunting thing, there's arguments in Britain about fox hunting. And they go around. They obviously hunt foxes because the foxes, they attack chickens. And posh people have an alliance with chickens just like in the First World War.

Picasso, he should have been a taxidermist!Ive done your dog. Its got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?Fido looks a bit weird.