273 Quotes by Eddie Izzard

Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made up!

That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it?

I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people in Bible.

The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian? It's just the Rebels, sir... they're here. My God, man! Do they want tea? No, I think they're after something a bit more than that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they've brought a flag. Damn, that's dash cunning of them.

You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!

When I was seven, I said, "I want to act." When I was 10, I realized that films exist, and I wanted to be in them. Not a comedian, I wanted to be a dramatic actor. Films just seemed such fun, and like such a great thing to do.

Cake and tea or death?

I'm a dyslexic person, so I avoid books.

I don't subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the 'cool people' often take that position.