273 Quotes by Eddie Izzard

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    When I watched Braveheart I was in tears and I was rooting for the Scottish people.

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    No one ever says, “This piece of creative work is crap, but they made it in a couple of weeks, so let’s go and check it out.

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    I wear whatever I want whenever I want. I don’t call it drag; I don’t even call it cross-dressing. It’s just wearing a dress.

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    I don’t subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the ‘cool people’ often take that position.

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    I am encyclopaedic on World War II. My dad took me to D-Day beaches when I was a kid. I was there four years ago – every five years they have a remembrance on D-Day beaches and I would have liked to have been there and done my bit.

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    If you go down as a comedian’s comedian, that’s basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you’re doing okay.

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    There’s two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool and the other is DEAD!

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    There’s not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that’s a bit slapdash, isn’t it?

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    I don’t believe in God. I believe gods and devils are within us. It’s our own battle. Our life’s battle is to appeal to the gods within us, and to fight the devils within us.

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