623 Quotes by Elbert Hubbard

Theology is an attempt to explain a subject by men who do not understand it. The intent is not to tell the truth but to satisfy the questioner.

If you have health, you probably will be happy, and if you have health and happiness, you have the wealth you need, even if it is not all you want.

Theology is classified superstition.

People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.

If you want work well done, select a busy man; the other kind has no time.

To escape criticism - do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.

An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.

Be yourself and speak your mind today. though it contradicts all you have said before.

Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join.