50 Quotes by Eliza Crewe

They say curiosity killed the cat but I am unconcerned. I am smarter, though slightly less evil, than any cat.

Me can read good.

Naivety is cured with time. Stupidity is terminal.

You said you’d cooperate.”I knew I’d regret my promise, just not quite this soon. “You don’t wear pink!”“Yeah, well, no one thinks I’m in league with the devil.”She shoves it into my chest. I narrow my eyes. “I do.

My hands twitch and wiggle.Jo sees them, shakes her head and mouths, “Sit on your hands.”She can’t be serious. As if my butt would stop my hands even if it could. Does she not realize it’s in league with the rest of me?

Turns out I’m only ‘mom-special’. Special like a snowflake is special. Special like a school kid on honor roll.

5 stars = If I weren't taken, I'd marry this book and have its delightful little book babies.4 stars = goin' steady (or whatever you crazy kids call it these days). So good I'd read it again.3 stars = A great, one-time fling. I enjoyed it but it probably won't be a reread.2 stars and below = The pretty thing didn't make it past the pick-up line. I don't rate these because I don't finish them.

She regards me the same way I would a cat – like I’m distasteful, occasionally entertaining, and not to be trusted not to pee on the rug. Which is completely unfair – I only thought about it once.

But I am not sick, or crazy, or broken.I am Meda Melange, demon-saint monster girl. I make full-grown men scream in terror. I break bones and drain blood. I turn nightmares into reality.I am the most powerful creature on earth. I do not wear a leash.