50 Quotes by Eliza Crewe

A loyal demon? Who knew,” Jo jeers, and I want to hit her.“No,” Armand’s voice lashes out. “It’s predictably selfish.

What a foolish thing, the human heart, being both fragile and reckless. No wonder we spend such an inordinate amount of time in pain.

Crush! Kill! And above all - cackle!

The pauses make it better. They make me wonder whether he's going to come to me, like the anticipation before a kiss. Will he or won't he?But this is not a love story.

You can love a monster, it can even love you back, but that doesn’t change its nature. This isn’t Beauty and the Beast where my kiss would transform the monster to a prince. If anything, it’s Shrek, and his kiss brings out the ogre in me.

Stupid Crusaders with their stupid rules. For a homicidal group, they’re appallingly restrictive.No, Meda, you can’t leave campus.No, Meda, you know we have a curfew. No, Meda, you can’t eat that guy.

Some might call me a “tease”, but don’t believe it. “Tease” implies that I owe him something, that I should feel guilty. As if my flirtation is forced on him and he merely tolerates it for an eventual pay-out. That’s bullshit. We both have goals in our little game; why should his goal (sex) take priority over mine (to mess with his head)? Is it because he’s a man? In that case I must object on principle. Superhero Meda establishing gender-equality one almost-kiss at a time!

Because the dumb slut slept with him, and he’s too nice to–” WHAM, out of nowhere he nose-butts me in the fist!

I suppose it should bother me to be so hated but, without it, I wouldn’t have the delight of torturing them with my presence. What can I say? My cheerful spirit can’t help but spot silver linings.