13 Quotes by Elizabeth Little

You can get away with anything if you wear great clothes, throw great parties, and give money to kids with cleft palates.

I turned at a noise from the hallway – but it was just Bones. He was lying on his back, licking his paws. If only men were as easy to handle as dogs. Wait a second – they totally are.

Give me a movie and I’ll find the meaning; I’ll find the truth; I’ll find the story. Sometimes, if I’m very lucky, I’ll find all three.

Men make horror films about fantastic creatures and outlandish villains and beautiful victims. Women make horror films about what happens when the wrong guy gets into your car. You ever wonder why that is?” Another flick of his fingers. “That’s a grotesque mischaracterization.” I silently agreed with him. Sometimes women also make horror films about what happens when the wrong guy gets into your house.