220 Quotes by Elle Kennedy

Give your Uncle Dean a kiss, princess.

There is no worse feeling in this world than seeing the woman you love in pain and being unable to do a damn thing about it.

So why do they call it the crease?” Dex asks in fascination after the second period commences. “And why does it sound so dirty?” On my other side, Allie leans in to grin at Dexter. “Babe, everything about hockey sounds dirty. Five-hole? Poke check? Backdoor?” She sighs. “Come home with me one time and listen to my dad yell Jam it in! over and over again when he watches hockey, and then you can talk to me about dirty. Not to mention uncomfortable.

Drew Baylor, right?

Life hack: if you don’t want someone asking you questions, say the word tampon, and the conversation ends.

You know Twilight?” He blinks. “Excuse me?” “Twilight. The vampire book.” His wary eyes study my face. “What about it?” “Okay, so you know how Bella’s blood is extra special? Like how it gives Edward a raging boner every time he’s around her?

Evening, lads.” The redhead curled her fingers around the back of Sullivan’s neck and pulled his head in for a quick kiss. “Hey, baby, I missed you.” It took a few head-scratching seconds to realize that he was looking at Isabel Roma.

She snorts. “Does that make you my prince?” “Damn straight.

I want to murder him in his sleep, A. No, I want to murder him when he’s awake so he can see the joy on my face when I do it.