220 Quotes by Elle Kennedy

No way, dude. Chicks appreciate a nice cock shot. Trust me.

I know women. And when they clam up like this? They’re not just working one thought over in their brains. Nope, they’re constructing a complicated web of scenarios and what ifs, each thread layering over another, thickening and twisting until suddenly they’re mad about something that never even occurred to you.

The second I encounter his erection, my jaw drops. “Oh my God, are you kidding me?” He looks startled. “What’s wrong?” “Are you taking human growth hormones or something?” I snatch my hand back, fighting another rush of nervousness. “There’s no way that huge man monster is fitting inside me!

His biceps is bigger than her head, but he’s as gentle as a lamb with her.

It’s official: I’ve actually met a guy who can pull off a wink.

I know exactly what it is.

Go away, G. I’m wooing.

He purses his lips, and the sexual predator mustache he’s rocking bushes up.

He might also be frowning, but it’s hard to tell considering someone shaved off all of Hugh Jackman’s body hair and pasted it on Tuck’s face.