641 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

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    Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?

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    Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.

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    I look at anything in nature and how things work-the stars, the pyramids-and I can't imagine that there's not some kind of design to it all. There's got to be something big that we don't understand. I do believe in Jesus. I believe in being good to one another. Life is about spending our time here contributing and not taking away. That's my faith.

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    Asking who's the 'man' and who's the 'woman' in a same-sex relationship is like asking which chopstick is the fork.

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    I talked to Beyonce and she wants to learn how to speak Arabic and she wants to jump out of an airplane. I don't want to do that. I just don't want to wash my hair every day.

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    We put the wrong emphasis on what beauty is and what health is. Health is being vibrant and having energy and being happy.

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    I think what saved me is me being honest. I think I somewhow had the courage to do something and say something that I knew would possibly end my career. Instead of making business more important I made my soul and my life more important. And I think by being truthful, and being honest, that saved me.

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    There is something about TM. It is the only time I have that stillness... It gives me this peaceful feeling-I just love it so much.

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