641 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

My life is perfect even when it’s not.

The most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and to not give in to peer pressure to try to be something that you’re not.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Beauty is only skin deep. Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart.

There’s even a name for the people who have the most stuff. They’re called hoarders. Back in the day they were just called grandmothers.

First you have your baby, which in and of itself is a stunning feat. I won’t go into specifics, but ouch and no thank you.

But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not important. Let’s get our priorities straight. I think we all know what’s really important in life – winning an Oscar.

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Here’s a professional tip: If you have to say you’re kidding, it might not be a great joke.

I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who’s making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out?