641 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

People give me such a hard time because I don’t wear dresses. What’s that got to do with anything?

Our flaws are what makes us human. If we can accept them as part of who we are, they really don’t even have to be an issue.

What goes up must come down, which is why I don’t wear tube tops.

You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, ‘Would you please stop that! That breathing in and out, it’s so repetitious.’

I don’t know when it became socially acceptable to be late.

Find out who you are and be that person. That’s what your soul was put on this Earth to be. Find that truth, live that truth and everything else will come.

I’m happy, for example, that I no longer eat paste, like I did when I was twenty-four.

Being a teenager and figuring out who you are is hard enough without someone attacking you.

Procrastination isn’t the problem. It’s the solution. It’s the universe’s way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.