641 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

I think there’s too much mult-tasking going on. I think people need to quiet down and focus and be still more.

I think beauty comes from actually knowing who you are. That’s real beauty to me.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.

I’m a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry often and easily. I think you’re supposed to feel all kinds of things.

For some reason, we can’t just enjoy somebody else’s success. Somehow, that’s going to affect us. If they have more, then I have less – and I don’t know why.

Haiku sounds like I’m Saying hi to someone named Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.

I was raised in an atmosphere of ‘everything’s fine.’ But as I got older, I was like, ‘Well no, everything’s not fine. There is stuff that’s sad.’ I am a really sensitive person. I think I am too sensitive sometimes.

I like sitting at outdoor restaurants; it would be nice to go someplace on the street and not worry about somebody taking my picture while I’m about to take a bite of something.

I put a basketball in front of George Clooney’s door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.