641 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

Never follow anyone else’s path, unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost.

Normally, I try not to pay attention to my haters, but this time I’d like to talk about it, because my haters are my motivators.

Don’t hold onto things, it will only bring you pain.

I don’t really ever live my life in fear. I really live my life in gratitude and feeling positive for the most part.

You just have to keep driving down the road. It’s going to bend and curve and you’ll speed up and slow down, but the road keeps going.

It’s funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.

If we lose our phones, we lose our phone books. You don’t memorize numbers anymore.

I do like men and I had, you know, a guy in high school that I wanted to marry desperately. He’s the mayor of some small town in Texas. I could be the mayor’s wife right now.

I’m sure there’s somebody out there who doesn’t like Betty White because she’s short and has white hair.