14 Quotes by Ellie Messe

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    Drew! You're five seconds away from becoming a eunuch!" "Wouldn't be the first pair of balls you've touched in the last five minutes.

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    Putting it in and convulsing on top of me for five seconds doesn't constitute sex. It's a glorified seizure.

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    Josh: Did you come willingly or did Parker have to drag you by your hair?"Drew: Oh, I'm sure there was a little hair pulling." Drew mumbles next to me, I swat his arm. Haley: I came willingly."Drew: Bet you did." I punch him this time.

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    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words have the power to destroy me

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