49 Quotes by Ellie Taylor

I've had some bad gigs, don't get me wrong.

If you haven't truly died a million times as a comic you haven't gigged enough!

I did a standup show called 'Show Me the Funny,' so from that I got some TV stuff and people would book me for gigs. I wasn't really good enough at that point, so had to catch up with expectations.

I was a massive geek.

Don't get me wrong. I don't have a problem with anyone being proud to be a parent. I love children, some of my best friends used to be children. But I was fed up of these 'competitions,' so I decided to do the opposite, I decided to do the non-motherhood challenge and post five photos of myself which made me proud not to be a mother.

I prefer clothes with a waist rather than boxy shapes.

I went out with a guy from Wolverhampton once. He took me to watch a Wolves match. A man in the seat behind me burned a hole in my coat with a cigarette.

I want a dragon.

Hogwarts is comforting.