298 Quotes by Elvis Costello



  • Author Elvis Costello
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    What do we care, if the world is a joke? We'll give it a big kiss, we'll give it a poke. Death wears a big hat cause he's a big bloke.

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  • Author Elvis Costello
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    I find it to be the ultimate backhanded compliment when you are compared against yourself.

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    The way you look I understand how you were not impressed, but I heard you let that little friend of mine take off your party dress.

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    Somebody should clip Sting around the head and tell him to stop using that ridiculous Jamaican accent.

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