606 Quotes by Eoin Colfer

I was lucky I was never bullied at school - I had a great gang of friends.

Holly is alive,' thought Foaly 'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

I am so sick of you smart kids. Why can't you just boost cars or steal stuff like normal kids?' 'We do steal stuff. Just bigger stuff.

You display inordinate pride for someone who has completed a task which could have been performed by a lesser primate in a shorter time.

Control puberty?" snorted the bodyguard."If you manage that, you'll be the first.

I'm kind of in the dark. All I know is that the screenplay is finished.

People like me, LB, the truly great ones ... we are always alone.

He took a deep, shuddering breath. "Okay. I said it, it's out there. And I am fine now. So let's move on, shall we? What's the plan?