606 Quotes by Eoin Colfer

Radomosity, thought Artemis. And he felt like weeping.

People are afraid of you, Arty. Girls are terrified of you. You’re a fifteen-year-old in a bespoke suit, and nobody died.

I want you to know, my dear friend, that without you, I would not be the person I am today." He leaned in close and whispered, "I was a broken boy, and you fixed me. Thank you.

Sometimes plans don't translate smoothly from paper to real life.

Together we will be unstoppable.

Victor Vigny: It is like the old fairy tale. The boy saves the princess; they fall in love. He invents a flying machine - along with his dashing teacher, of course. They get married and name thier firstborn after the aforementioned dashing teacher. Conor: I don't recall that fairy tale from the nursery. Victor Vigny: Trust me, It's a classic.

Boo-hoo. Help me, I'm a girl. What kind of modern woman are you? A smart one.

Look at those two. Wasting time. You wouldn't catch me doing that.

When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises.