606 Quotes by Eoin Colfer

But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart.

Who or what inspires you?" "I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.

We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas.

That's the last order I'll ever give you Captain. Don't you dare ignore it.

I have to tell you, Arty, a screw up this early in the proceedings doesn’t exactly fill me with confidence. I hope you’re as clever as you keep telling everyone you are.” “I never tell anybody exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared...

There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony

Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes." "That's professor Moriarty," corrected Foaly. "Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off their skulls.

gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius

Mulch was not impressed. 'I'm not impressed,' he said.