606 Quotes by Eoin Colfer

Ma was using her for-company voice. Sweet on the outside but with an underlying death threat.

I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

Holly died without a friend to hold her hand. Artemis felt her go, another gift of the magic. He kept on counting, brushing away the tears on his cheeks.

You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.

Is that how you're going to take me? Scare me into voluntarily coming aboard, then steal my Ice Cube?" "It's always cubes with you," noted Foaly, somewhat randomly. "What's wrong with a nice sphere?

Don't you worry about that, Mr. Adamsson. Why don't you head back to Reykjavik and spend some of that extortionate fee you charged me for a couple of hours' usage of your frankly third-rate restaurant and perhaps find a friendless tree stump to listen to your woes?

Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.

Artemis Fowl grinned right back at him and pointed his index finger to the sky... from the tip of this finger sprang a small blue spark that exploded like a tiny firework. “I know magic can be stolen,” said Artemis. “Because I stole some myself.