606 Quotes by Eoin Colfer

That's what I thought. When I looked that human in the face, I figured he was either a genius or crazy.'Artemis's cool eyes glared at them from the screen.'So which is it?' asked Foaly. 'A genius or crazy?'Root grabbed his tri-barreled blaster from the gun rack.'What's the difference?' he snapped, strapping his trusty weapon to his hip.

I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?

Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.

this was business.

Orion nodded, then asked, “Dwarf cheese?”“Cheese made by dwarfs.”“Oh,” said Orion, relieved. “They make it. It’s not actually . . .”“No. What a horrible thought.”“Exactly.

Time to do what he did best - plot dastardly acts.

A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.

Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.

Sometimes Spiro missed the times when a troublesome worker was thrown out of a high window and that was the end of him. These days, if you threw someone out of a window, they'd phone their lawyer on the way down.