606 Quotes by Eoin Colfer

So, let's make a deal: If you do not voice all the withering comments about the weight or uselessness of this jacket that are no doubt swirling in that big brain of yours, then I will not mention the super-laser episode again. Agreed?" This jacket is really cutting into my shoulders, thought Artemis. And it's so heavy that I could not outrun a slug. But he said, "Agreed.

The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.

He had seen bigger men than he with mummy’s handkerchief clutched in on hand and a bloody dagger in the other.

Trust me. I haven’t been wrong yet.

Trust me. I’m a genius.

There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can’t alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony.

HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book? FOALY: No. I’m suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.

Confidence is ignorance. If you’re feeling cocky, it’s because there’s something you don’t know.

Hey, if you can’t remember, don’t worry about it. I’m having a few memory problems myself in this place. Little things like how long I’ve been here, what my purpose in life is, which feet to put my shoes on. Stuff like that.