606 Quotes by Eoin Colfer

If I win, I’m a prodigy. If I lose, then I’m crazy. That’s the way history is written.

The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers’ head.

I have always loved ‘Stig of the Dump.’ I think reading that book made me officially realise that I was a reader.

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you’re told. – Artemis Fowl.

Hey, look your girlfriend is saying something. Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of them covered girlfriend insults. He wasn’t even sure if it was an insult. And if it was, who was being insulted? Him or the girl?

Stay back, human. You don’t know what you’re dealing with.

If we make it through this, we will be friends. Bonded by trauma.

And if history had taught any lessons it was that humans couldn’t get along with anyone, even themselves.

You know you’re in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.