606 Quotes by Eoin Colfer

D’Arvit!

Scientists are the enemies of tradition, and tradition own all the prisons. – Victor Vigny.

It would take less than a second for you to die. But that’s quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don’t you think?

If you were me, then I’d be you, and if I were you, then I’d hide somewhere far away.

Artemis simple-toon.

That’s the last order I’ll ever give you Captain. Don’t you dare ignore it.

Listen to me, goblin. You’re stupid, let’s accept that and move on.

In comic books, people with gifts became superheroes; in real life they became outcasts.

Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers.