606 Quotes by Eoin Colfer

Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, ‘Die alien scum’ he was saying feverishly...

When you’ve come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn’t hold many surprises.

A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that’s as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.

Yes, Chix, it’s between us. Everyone has a right to be temporarily unstable. – Foaly.

I’m the crazy girly captain, Remember?

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I’m sure one would be quite sufficient.

Time to do what he did best – plot dastardly acts.

Fowl and fairy, friends forever.

I have lived long enough to realize that there is no such thing as perfect love. That’s too long.