606 Quotes by Eoin Colfer

You didn’t foresee a troll-riding dwarf pushing your plane down the runway. You must be losing your touch, Artemis.” He.

Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off their skulls.

I’m right there with you, darlin’. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I’m way back in the Operations Room.

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder.

Lollipop!

Commander: What’s that? Foaly: It’s a finger, what does look like?

I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you’re dealing with idiots.

The lucky ones hit partitions and went straight through. The unlucky ones collided with solid cinderblock walls. Things broke. Not the cinderblocks.

Sounded like girls. Mixed feelings on that score. He didn’t despise them with the same passion he used to. In fact, Benny suspected that there would come a time in the not-too-distant future when he might develop a mysterious interest in them.