606 Quotes by Eoin Colfer

There’s nothing more dangerous than a short guy with something to prove.

If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it’s probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.

She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl.

Young love is common, but that doesn’t mean it’s not precious.

No, I don’t think you understand just how stupid goblins are. Let me give you an example. One of the B’wa Kell generals, and this is their top fairy, was caught caught trying to pass off forged credit slips by signing his own name.

I don’t suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?

In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter – they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.

It was a smart move.

I’m not impressed.