606 Quotes by Eoin Colfer

I often meet frustrated young writers who say they’ve only got so far and just can’t finish a book. Even if you don’t happen to use what you’ve worked on that day, it has taught you something and you’ll be amazed when you might come back to it and use it again.

I can’t imagine what they’re planning. But I can tell you two things. We won’t like it, and it won’t be legal.

Boo-hoo. Help me, I’m a girl. What kind of modern woman are you? A smart one.

When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn’t.

I’m the nut!

The trick to negotiation was to hold all the cards going in and, even if you didn’t, to try to look as though you did.

I miss my suits...

Any of these vultures smell weakness, and they’ll mess you up faster than sugar in a gas tank.

We’re being lead by an idiot with a crayon.