606 Quotes by Eoin Colfer

The craft’s occupants clutched their armrests, and more than one of them closed their eyes. But not Artemis. He couldn’t. There was something morbidly fascinating about flying into an uncharted tunnel at a reckless speed with only a kleptomaniac dwarf’s word for what lay at the other end.

Why no aggressive action?” Foaly squirmed in a harness built for two-legged creatures. “Oh yes, why no aggressive action? How I long for aggressive action.” “I live for aggressive action!” thundered Orion squeakily which was unusual. “Oh, how I pray that dragon will turn ‘round that I may smite it.” “Smite it with what?” wandered Foaly “Your secret birthmark?” “Don’t you mock my birthmark, which I may or may not have.

But always among the humans, there are those individuals who would control all they see and are threatened by that which they do not understand.

Excuse me, Tex,” the nurse said, hands on hips. ‘Would you mind reining in the voice. There are babies being born in this hospital. We wouldn’t want the first sound they hear to be your painful howling. There could be lawsuits.

Butler had an excuse for not being in Iceland that would hold up in any court of law and possibly even on a note for teacher.

Oh, I’m crazy all right. I do have plenty of psychoses. Multiple personality, delusional dementia, OCD. I’ve got them all, but most of all, I’m crazy about you.

Unlike fairies who could produce only a single child every twenty years, Mud People bred like rodents.

I met Jesus,’ mumbled Vern, his head coming up. ‘He weren’t even a good carpenter.

That was all he said, except for “Aaaeerrgghhh.” Which is not really a word. But the reason that he screamed “Aaaeerrgghhh” was that Franco had bitten him savegly on the wrist.