606 Quotes by Eoin Colfer

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    Artemis put his decaf cappuccino down gently, so as not to rattle the saucer. “We’re at the Nice Library trying to dig up anything on this Minerva person. Perhaps we can find out if she has a villa near here.” “Glad to hear it,” said Holly. “I had visions of you two drinking tea at the beach while I sweat it out here.” Twenty yards from where Artemis was sitting, waves swirled along the beach like emerald paint poured from a bucket. “Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly.

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    She ran a quick search on Wicca-pedia and came across a brief summary:.

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    Butler struggled from a tiny fairy chair. “Right, enough talk. I think it’s time Mister Vassikin was introduced to my friend, Mister Fist.

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    I know what dissipate means, Arty. I’m not three, for heaven’s sake.

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    The thing about reading is that if you are hooked, you’re not going to stop just because one series is over; you’re going to go and find something else.

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    I have it on very good authority that I have a lovely pee-pee, so lay off.

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    Holly. In the name of all the gods, stop shooting energy into all-energy beings. Just how stupid are you? The bots quivered and meshed, growing larger and more aggressive.

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