606 Quotes by Eoin Colfer

Foaly is singing,” said Holly. “Surely that’s illegal?

Why can’t we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?

Red climbed like a monkey, I to climbed like a monkey. A very old one. With one leg. And six fingers.

I know what you’re thinking,” said Root. “Why am I picking on you every day? Why don’t I ever bawl out those other layabouts?” Holly said nothing, but agreement was written all over her face. “I’ll tell you why, shall I?” Holly risked a nod. “It’s because you’re a girl.

When it had all become too much for the pixie, her brain had simply shut down, all except the most vital functions. She still breathed, and occasionally the monitors registered a dream spike in her brainwaves. But other than that, for all intents and purposes, Opal Koboi was no more.

Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even the magic can’t fix. Other than that you should be all right, presuming you remembered to wear the regulation above-ground micro-fibre jumpsuit recently patented by me. Then again, being a Recon jock, you probably didn’t.

Friendship is not a science, Mud Boy. Forget about your massive brain for one minute. Just do what you feel is right.

She cast her eyes toward the heavens. “Help,” she cried. And it began to rain diamonds.

One: listen to your commander – he is always right. Two: ignore all hunches, unless suggested by your commander, who is always right. Three: if in doubt, call your commander. The one who is always right.