606 Quotes by Eoin Colfer

Someone old enough to grasp the principles of commerce, yet young enough to believe in magic

Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.

Naturally, we lunatics are the kindest of the bunch.

The Jeep inched forward at a painfully slow rate, made all the more excruciating by the anticipation building in Artemis's chest. He could suppress it no longer. Could they at last be at the end of their quest? After six false alarms across three continents, could this wine-sodden healer be the gold at the end of the rainbow? Artemis almost chuckled. Gold at the end of the rainbow. He'd made a joke. Now there's something that didn't happen everyday.

Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.

Who or what inspires you?""I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.

The craft's occupants clutched their armrests, and more than one of them closed their eyes. But not Artemis. He couldn't. There was something morbidly fascinating about flying into an uncharted tunnel at a reckless speed with only a kleptomaniac dwarf's word for what lay at the other end.

Constance Lane tried to frown, but there wasn't enough slack skin across her brow.

The Resorts of Han Wavel were so obscenely luxurious that it was said a Breqindan male would sell his mother for a night in the Sandcastle Hotel's infamous vibro-suite, This is not as shocking as it sounds as parents are accepted currency on Brequinda and a nicely moisturized septuagenarian with a good set of teet can be traded for a mid-range family moto-carriage.