50 Quotes by Eric Andre

I was eating beans by candle light for a decade.

I was a class clown since second grade.

I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.

I have a karaoke punk band called The Ungrateful Dead, but we don't exist yet.

I like Velvet Underground, but I was never really hardcore into them. I like them, and I like Nico, but I won't front like I'm super knowledgeable. I just never got around to it.

I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was actually awesome and fun, but it was retarded.

Hannibal Burress is my polar opposite in energy. I can be crazy, and he grounds the 'Eric Andre Show.'

You know something is a hit comedically if you can just call up one of your friends and belt out a line from the show and you both start laughing.

ABC is owned by Disney, so it's a little more conservative than Adult Swim. Polar opposites.