37 Quotes by Eric Bristow

I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.

Nah, I don't watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don't have the time.

You can't drink too many otherwise you can't see what you're throwing at.

You eat when you're hungry, and I'm not normally hungry in the mornings.

Any sport where people earn a lot of money you are going to get groupies.

When Phil Taylor is in the field - no matter whether it's tiddlywinks or the world championship at Alexandra Palace - he is the man to beat.

Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit.

By the time I was 25 or 26, I would have earned a million, but if you looked in the bank account, it's not there because I've spent it. That's what it's there for. I don't want to be the richest bloke in the graveyard. Look at Elvis.

All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it’s all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you’re playing darts.