109 Quotes by Eric Jerome Dickey

You're a pretty woman.""I'm almost as pretty as that silver wedding ring on your left hand.

He asked, "May I kiss you?"I stopped blinking. The six lanes of traffic stopped moving. That question made the world stop spinning. A chill ran up and down my spine. My hands opened and closed a thousand times.

Your lies are like a silent fart. Can't see 'em, but I can smell 'em.

I heard you on the phone with her. I happened to be in your arms, and you happened to be inside of me, balls deep from what I remember, so I felt the difference, felt what you felt for her, heard how your voice changed when you talked to her.

DNA predisposes a certain behavior, but if your environment doesn't support it, then that behavior won't manifest. When people don't have opportunity, they have to create their own opportunities

And a woman needs a man to protect her from other men. Well, women used to. . . . Things have changed. Women are in the middle East, fighting and protecting men now.

All I wanted was you. I tore down my wall for you. Now it's been rebuilt.

Can I buy you a drink when you get off?""I don't drink. Alcohol is bad for my legs.""Do they swell?""No, they spread.

He tongue swiped my sex like was licking the frosting off a cupcake. I called out to heaven again. . . . My sounds encouraged him to torture me.