53 Quotes by Eric Stonestreet

Im a regular dude from Kansas who grew up with pigs and cows.

My mom's passionate and energetic and very funny and enthusiastic.

The most important thing for me as an actor playing a character is to make you laugh. That's my No. 1 goal.

Remember that the old lady who's taking forever in line is someone's grandma

TV is definitely easier hours.

America is a great place, speech is free and you're able to expose the fact that you're an idiot,

All I've ever wanted to do is entertain people - make them laugh, think, smile, feel creeped out or scared; whatever it is. I'm getting the opportunity to do that in various roles.

I’m sort of like Costco. I’m big, I’m not fancy and I dare you to not like me.

Remember that the old lady who’s taking forever in line is someone’s grandma.