530 Quotes by Erma Bombeck

Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.

Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.

Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.

I lost everything in the post-natal depression.

When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.

The bad times I can handle. It's the good times that drive me crazy. When is the other shoe going going to drop?

. . . but mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute - look at it and really see it - live it - and never give it back.

Kids have little computer bodies with disks that store information. They remember who had to do the dishes the last time you had spaghetti, who lost the knob off the TV set six years ago, who got punished for teasing the dog when he wasn't teasing the dog and who had to wear girls boots the last time it snowed.

It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line.