530 Quotes by Erma Bombeck
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A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend – and he’s a priest.
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What’s with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It’s literary suicide.
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Hello there. I’m out social climbing, but if you leave your name and number and if you’re anybody, I’ll get back to you.
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With girls, everything looks great on the surface. But beware of drawers that won’t open. They contain a three-month supply of dirty underwear, unwashed hose, and rubber bands with blobs of hair in them.
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When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.
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You show me a boy who brings a snake home to his mother and I’ll show you an orphan.
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The term ‘working mother’ is redundant.
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Our teen-agers withdrew to their bedrooms on their thirteenth birthday and didn’t show themselves to us again until it was time to get married.
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