142 Quotes by Evel Knievel

I’m not a jack of all trades; I’m a master of many. I don’t feel there is anything I can’t do if I want to.

Bones heal, pain is temporary, and chicks dig scars.

I really think we should pass a law in every state, I don’t care whether it takes the independence away from an old person or not. You shouldn’t be driving a car if you’re over the age of 80. Maybe even less than that.

Anybody can jump a motorcycle. The trouble begins when you try to land it.

I don’t have any problems in life, just situations.

You come to a point in your life when you really don’t care what people think about you, you just care what you think about yourself.

You’re never a failure until you fail to get up.

When you’re mad at someone, it’s probably best not to break his arm with a baseball bat.

If you don’t know about pain and trouble, you’re in sad shape. They make you appreciate life.