142 Quotes by Evel Knievel

A motorcycle coming down from 30 feet at 70 mph gives you a terrible jolt.

When you're mad at someone, it's probably best not to break his arm with a baseball bat.

I wish there was such a thing as reincarnation.

There are a lot of myths about my injuries. They say I have broken every bone in my body. Not true. But I have broken 35 bones. I had surgery 14 times to pin and plate. I shattered my pelvis. I forget all of the things that have broke.

If I'm out trailriding, I have a favorite motorcycle. Riding on the road, I've got a favorite. If I'm jumping, I have a favorite, and if I'm racing, I have a favorite.

I can still crack a safe with one hand tied behind my back. I'm not proud of it. But I was always against society.

Unless we do things in this country to slow down our population, slow down our birth control, provide better water for people, provide power for people, we're gonna find out that the next wars are not going to be fought over diamonds, gold and political things.

The Internal Revenue Service is more ruthless than the Gestapo. Abolish the IRS! Stamp out organized crime!

I'm better than P. T. Barnum and Colonel Parker put together.