25 Quotes by Evelyn Smith

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    Well, well, well, if it isn't Ms. Detention. How was it by the way? I’m sure your father was very proud.

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    Call Charlotte, no one calls Charlotte. Charlotte calls you.

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    Oh please. A plastic personality has no power. Or is your bitchy personality your real personality?

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    All our summers are ruined because of that little whore.

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    Seriously, it's against the rules, a boy isn't a good enough reason to get into trouble.

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    Jean has met the criteria for this award over and over again - that's been proven.

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    Midnight. I've got strange people in front of my house. I've got people sizing up my property all the time looking in. It makes me nervous.

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