401 Quotes by Fakeer Ishavardas

There’s plenty of food, other than non-vegetarian, here, on this earth. So, don’t hurt, kill and eat animals to increase your girth.

Without a sense of humour one’s wisdom is but a rumour.

I’m a serious sort of fella. But don’t tell me your pal up in the sky exists, and mine does not. Then, my middle finger gets offended! For, my buddy up there nowhere, Mr. NOT, too insists without proof, that he is. Same as your god. Is Mr. NOT nuts? If he is, are you not?

I am really, truly dead serious when I am just joking. But only if you’re a joke would you mind my poking.

I have met the devil – he is not!

All my seven dogs, who passed away, were great beings – a helluva lot better than most of the silly inhumane bums, mistakenly called human beings.

Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they’re God. Well, if they are, I’m their grand-pop.

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Don’t, and the world laughs at you.

I swear I’ve good morals. It’s just that bad ones befriend me. I’m a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.