401 Quotes by Fakeer Ishavardas

I’m fascinated by idiots... Here’s looking at you, kid!

I’ve a theory. Perhaps a dog should’ve bit us buttholes at birth. Thus a bit of its goodness could’ve entered our dark souls. We may have gained a dog’s mirth. And so even after getting kicked, like the lovely being that is a dog, we may have forgiven each other. And made merry.

All’s a Oneness. There’s nothing else.

Please believe me. I’ve nothing against you personally. It’s just that I laugh at all jokes.

I’ve known humans, and I know beasts. The beast is better. It is unpretentious. It kills for food. Humans do ’cause they’re just not any good.

If you were sane, we’d both be mad.

There is no human-like god. If there were, he’d be as silly as you.

Please pardon me if I have somehow overlooked you. Normally I am rather conscientious about all jokes. I apologize if I have yet not gotten to you. I will, soon. So, please don’t lose faith in me. Or my jokes.

Any silly ism or stupid book that considers men above women, must be shunned like a lowlife demon. For, all’s one, barring none.