249 Quotes by Fiona Apple

If I have one success in my relationship history, it’s with the people who listen to my music. I think that they’ll be there with me forever, and I’ll be there with them forever. And I’m totally satisfied with that.

No matter how well prepared you are in life, you’re gonna fall down a hole, and if you can fix the frayed ends of things, then you’re better off.

Don’t waste your crazy!

You know, I’ve always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well from beginning to end.

You fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun.

I’m not a functional person because I don’t go on lunch dates with friends. I hear about people having dinner parties but I never do that. I’m not really human.

I’m not turned on, so put away that meat you’re selling.

I spend a lot of time trying to not do anything bad to anyone, but you can’t live your life and not hurt people.

Let me know the way, before there’s hell to pay.