187 Quotes by Florence King

I don’t mind being regarded as perverted and unnatural, but I would die if people thought I was a Democrat.

Real feminism is spinsterhood. It’s time America admitted that old maids give all women a good name.

Kings and queens might do wicked things, but they don’t nag. One thing I like about Bloody Mary: she never said a word about lung cancer.

Of all the old maid’s blessing, the greatest is carte blanche. Spinsterhood is powerful; once a woman is called “that crazy old maid” she can get away with anything.

There’s no national glue holding us together because somebody put too much pluribus in the unum.

Owning your own home is America’s unique recipe for avoiding revolution and promoting pseudo-equality at the same time.

I wasn’t used to children and they were getting on my nerves. Worse, it appeared that I was a child, too. I hadn’t known that before; I thought I was just short.

If whisky or salt won’t cure it, then to hell with it. I worry about important things.

There is more sexism in a year’s worth of movies than actually exists in a woman’s entire lifetime.