579 Quotes by Fran Lebowitz

Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.

I woke up at five o'clock in the morning with the whole first paragraph in my head. Now, this just shows what a slothful person I am: I tried to go back to sleep.

Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.

Life was certainly more entertaining when people were indulging their vices as opposed to going to meetings to indulge in a new vice: discussing their innermost thoughts in public.

What's the point of being young if you're not going to make new things, I wonder?

If there had been a job of being a reader, I would have taken that, because I love to read and I don't love to write. That would be blissful.

I write so slowly, I could write with my own blood and not hurt myself.

If people don't hold grudges, it means they just don't care what people do.

Having been unpopular in high school is not a just cause for book publication