579 Quotes by Fran Lebowitz

Communism requires of its adherents that they arise early and participate in a strenuous round of calisthenics. To someone who wishes that cigarettes came already lit the thought of such exertion at an hour when decent people are just nodding off is thoroughly abhorrent.

Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel.

When I saw a phone on a plane for the first time, I panicked ... I thought people were going to call me.

I have the exact opposite problem of every writer I've ever met: Every writer I've ever met writes things that are too long, and they have to edit them down.

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

Spilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds.

Your responsibility as a parent is never great as the case is with the mother.

Nothing succeeds like address.

Television turned out to be exactly as bad as the most irritating and pedantic intellectuals of the '50s said it was going to be.