579 Quotes by Fran Lebowitz

There is nothing more mine than my writing, nothing I’m more proprietary about.

I hate all jobs. I’ve never had a job I liked.

If people don’t hold grudges, it means they just don’t care what people do.

If people don’t want to listen to you, what makes you think they want to hear from your sweater?

I don’t like to read nonfiction. To me, fact is something I can look up.

Wearing dark glasses at the breakfast table is socially acceptable only if you are legally blind or partaking of your morning meal out of doors during a total eclipse of the sun.

What I can’t be is monogamous. That tends to upset people. I just don’t like domestic life.

I have the exact opposite problem of every writer I’ve ever met: Every writer I’ve ever met writes things that are too long, and they have to edit them down.

You don’t have to lay an egg to know if it tastes good.