579 Quotes by Fran Lebowitz

No one I knew talked about money. It’s not an area of interest.

It’s very important when making a friend to check and see if they have a private plane. People think a good personality trait in a friend is kindness or a sense of humor. No, in a friend a good personality trait is a Gulfstream.

I’ve never seen the Kardashians; I’m not sure who they are. But I know a lot about them because it’s impossible not to.

I am alternately very gregarious – very sociable – and then very solitary.

Do not elicit your child’s political opinions. He doesn’t know any more than you do.

Never allow your child to call you by your first name. He hasn’t known you long enough.

If you’re going to America, bring your own food.

It’s very disheartening to encounter a fearful twenty-one year old. They haven’t earned the right to be that afraid. It’s not like we’re living in war-torn Bosnia or something.

The Word Lady: Most Often Used to Describe Someone You Wouldn’t Want to Talk to for Even Five Minutes.